Two Feet

I've officially been in London for 7 hours. My first blog post will be unceremonious because I am in a jet-lag haze. I was instucted the not nap for longer than two hours and lay off the coffee....

Tonight we went to a pub, I am so tired everyone probably thought I was drunk. Bad first impressions. Let's hope those don't count.

First impressions of England:

You can't be a vegetarian in England.

They have funny sounding sirens.

Even though the street signs are more polite sounding, the driver's are CRAZY.

The accents are quite lovely, especially one babies.

Americans are loud. We really are.

Water pressure?

Tomorrow I head off to the Globe to see Merry Wives of Windsor. AH! All these poor people are going to see me totally geek out. We have groundling seats or floor I guess. I wonder if I can throw tomatoes and cabbage?

And for those of you who are wondering, I still have both of my feet.

pip pip cheerio.

or bye yall